after cooking and eating various types of “food” from the last post, chiyo-chan is on the fritz once again! help sakaki identify what food(s) she ate to cause this:
- @Grownbravy: “the wrongest take any 14 y/o has ever had about queerness and politics.”
- @Owl: “A pretty cake. (It’s a piece of cake to bake.)”
- @Guamer: “a reactionary post”
- @Zoift: “A homonculus. She is using a whisk for discipline.”
- @asante: “weed brownies!! ”
- @take_five_seconds: “crack”
- @Cowbee: “Beanis”
- @WIIHAPPYFEW: “freebasing”
- @Sickos: “ANFO”
- @asante: “organic peroxides”
- @macerated_baby_presidents: “beef stroganoff”
- @Łumało@lemmygrad.ml: “babciny przepis na dżemik z dodatkiem k o k a i n y”
- @Dirt_Owl: “Anime girls”
uhh also msg if you don’t want to be mentioned here
Red Dye #40
The UK’s Food Standards Agency commissioned a study […] found “a possible link between the consumption of these artificial colours and a sodium benzoate preservative and increased hyperactivity” in the children;
well-constructed argument.
i’m going with anime girls and weed brownies because:
- “sugar, spice and everything nice” perfectly describes her
- she would probably be in life-threatening condition with any other recreational drug
All the candy in the medicine cabinet
of course! an onset of hyperglycaemia would quickly follow a high increase in hyperactivity. good answer.
She licked a crystal meth line instead of snorting it
she very well may have mistaken the meth for ice. reasonable judgement.
Possibly chewed on a ginseng pill.
Symptoms of mild overdose may include dry mouth and lips, excitation, fidgeting, irritability, […]
that would perfectly explain her behaviour. great thinking.
- I feel fucking excluded. This is anti-polish discrimination.
- I was right, it was grandma’s jam with a pinch of c o c a i n e
EDIT: I can’t fucking read for shit. God damn it.
fair point! would explain the house setting that could be her grandma’s.
I dunno but if you detach her pigtails she’ll power down on some Arale-chan type beats
maybe her pigtails were swapped out? that would explain her malfunctioning.
That’s an entire possibility