My handlers are asking me to tell you not to link/tag the comment or post, to prevent accusations of brigading obviously, but there have been a ton that should be added as new taglines for the site.
The one that prompted this post:
I’m fine with interacting with people of different ideologies and cultures, but I feel like the hexbears mostly just want to harass us “tankies”.
Huh? Do you mean “liberals”? Hexbears are the ones liberals and leftcoms call “tankies”
From what I can tell, which so far is decidedly little, everyone is calling everyone tankies.
someone did a copypasta of the liberal saying where soviet soldiers would pick up guns off of dead bodies cause they had none, but with keyboards and hexbear users
too lazy to find, i was cry laughing
Someone accused us of downvote brigading and brigading Lemmy dot world.
We do not have downvotes, and we have never been federated with Lemmy dot world
I also hope it’s not narcissistic to post my own
in relation to freedom in America vs freedom in “authoritarian countries”:
people get arrested during strikes and protests all the time in America. of course, you would justify it as “actually they were breaking Clause 8 of Section 9A so it was against the law and they shouldn’t have done it!” without questioning if that law might possibly have been drawn up specifically to punish those people because the government couldn’t do it legally before. no, all laws in America come straight out of the Founding Father’s dick as a glorious bukkake for us all to share freely, while in tyrannical states like Russia and China, all laws are to be questioned and/or drawn up by the supreme ruler himself because he was really extra totalitarian that day
never try idealism kids, it turns you into this
bruh you’re by far the most valuable poster on hexbear, you’ve earned the right to quote yourself a little, as a treat
Death to America
I remember when someone posted the Jordan Peterson fetish tweet, someone just responded with
There was a recent thread about Hurricane Hilary and one of the comments was just
and I thought it was hilarious.what the fuck is that hillary emote
“She is light itself” and the moon give us light, so Hillary is moon.
When @President_Obama@hexbear.net posted
this response
I like it when a cute guy gets a boner and has to try and hide it from me, getting all flustered and embarrassed :top-use-words: and I don’t think it counts as sexual attraction E: oh this is c/music
when @corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net asked for music hot takes
What a great post, taken down by our tankie mods 😔
Uhhh, let me be clear. I don’t think it counts as sexual attraction because I’d hate this IRL - I’m asexual and aromantic. For some reason thinking about cute, flustered, boys makes me smile. Best of both worlds really, I get to think gay thoughts and don’t have to bother with relationships.
Communism killed 100 million in Europe alone and 300-400 million in China. Count other parts of the world and the number easily reaches a billion.
This one was a real knee slapper.
When your fascist anti-communist propaganda does not go far enough and you simply have to out do it.
Vibes based politics at its finest
Just keep counting, you will eventually hit a trillion.
communism killed every chinese person
And somehow life expectancy still went up
Holy shit that 400 million number is literally just the number of births projected to have been prevented by the one-child policy.
tank-on-tank violence is at historical lows
Is it narcissistic to post my own?
Lib: Basically, every thing wrong with the ccp, every evil, is just western propaganda. They deny the Ughur genocide, tiananmen square, they deny everything and call it western propaganda.
Me: Wow, they really deny that stuff? Do you have any good sources I can throw at them next time I see that?
Lib: Nothing really, they just call it western propoganda. Theres no point.
Me: Maybe some would listen if we showed them strong enough evidence, I mean all that stuff is pretty well documented, right? Aren’t there like, pictures or something? At the very least, if we force them to deny strong, reputable sources, it’d make the pitch to defederate stronger.
Lib: It is well documented, they have been shown sources, and they do not care. I really hope they defed from hexbear soon.
Me: I know, I’m just asking you to share them with me so I can use them too next time.
Please bro there are sources bro you gotta believe me bro
Any variation of the libs reacting in horror when first encountering PPB
Ugh. When I was back on Reddit comments like those would always be downvoted to hell.
easily the funniest comment I’ve seen on this site in ages
I knew some of them blahaj.zone people could post.
Shame about their staff.
I think they made an account here just in case we defed
Well, I have now, now that we’re actually defederating. I’m sure hoping it’ll be longer before I have to make an Erika4sis somewhere.
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I’m here all day, comrade ❤️
That’s a good bit we should just start calling everyone tankies
Tankie
Tankie is the new gender neutral “dude”
excuse me i’m not a tankie i’m a tankette
We’ll just use “tankie” the way most use “man”, “woman”, or “person”.
Examples:
The firetankies put out the fire in the building.
The policetankie arrested that guy for a little weed.
The chairtankie of Lockheed Martin announced record profits.
I think it should be like Smurf where it can be interchanged with any part of a sentence.
Also, I think TankieSmurf should overthrow PapaSmurf in the next shitty blue troll movie.
The army are tanktankies
The Avengers:
Spider-Tankie
Bat-Tankie
Super-Tankie
Iron-Tankie
Tankie America
The Incredible Tankie
Thor
Aqua-Tankie
Hawk-Tankie
And of course, The Green Tankie.
semantic satiation but with tankies
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and I dumped the screenshot into the slop trough
this is teamwork
