Like with pronouns, one could choose two options rather than just one.
The options would be something like:
- whole
- 2%
- 1%
- skim
- lactose-free
- chocolate
- strawberry
- buttermilk
- kefir
- kumis
- infant formula
- mare
- goat
- cow
- human (default option)
- almond
- cashew
- coconut
- hazelnut
- oat
- rice
- soy
- pea
- hemp
- 🎶︎ no milk today 🎶︎
And any other options we can think of.
The sole and exclusive point of mandating preferred milk type would be such that people could comment things like
SKIM!
to make fun of any carnists who choose to out themselves using this feature.
Wait, I thought that was what the ‘username’ field was for?
There is a major oversight here that precludes proper representation. Chocolate is not a type of milk, it’s a characteristic of milk.
Sincerely, a chocolate almond and chocolate soy milk enjoyer.
I already accounted for this, if you read more closely:
Like with pronouns, one could choose two options rather than just one.
Hence, chocolate+almond or chocolate+soy
[human | pea]
[pea/whole]
Sounds like urine trouble
Ooh, I’ve never tried almond milk milkshakes before, but it would probably be pretty nice actually, like a fruit and nut smoothie.
You’re missing pilk
I’m pissing milk? Only on lonely Friday nights.
Same
And malk! With vitamin R!
And any other options we can think of.
… of magnesia
anyone who selects “strawberry” is immediately IP banned
Strawberry milk is delici-
human (default option)
Thanks for considering the 9 month olds using text-to-speech to post here.
- boy
[soy/human]
chocolate
I’d actually like to see someone make cacao milk straight from the beans…it would probably be really bitter but it would be funny.
Me with soy in a special giant rainbow font because I’m the biggest soyboy of them all
- human kindness
Oat milk is best milk, but all milk is sorta mediocre.
maybe make a favorite protein option, which has “undecided”, “beans”, and a whole list of meats. Ban anyone that picks a meat.
The hexbear who chose beans due to being a vegan:
The hexbear who chose beans due to having a fart fetish:
(Nut)
Mmmmmmm oat milk 😋
idk i just buy a carton that says “milk” on it
Soy or oat milk which I just use for smoothies. Liquid dairy destroys my guts. I can do cheese so I’m not exactly lactose intolerant but something about liquid dairy fucks up muh guts.
Its cos u need to mix in pepsi
