We were having a great convo about voting, then he dabbed, called me old and said skibidi toilet on his way out the door. Smdh my damn head.
Kids these days.
You’ve got to increase your level of buss, I believe.
Im gettin to old for this shit
You need at least two.
So, more bussy.
if he needs a cooler dad I’m available
great post!
When I was younger, I replaced every icon on my cousin’s desktop with a youtube link to the pawn stars intro. I’d probably update it with Megalovania or something else like that.
Remind him to PokemonGo-to-the-polls.
Start referring to him as your step son and do not elaborate.
lmao bodied
Tell him you had sex with his mother then T-pose to assert dominance
I’m a school teacher so I have much wisdom on this matter. You must tell him “I have been surpassed. Ohio. Mea Culpa. Mea Culpa. Fanum tax. Mea Maxima Culpa. The reigns of this home are yours, bear them with grace and might in equal measure. Mea Culpa. Mea Maxima Culpa.”
Ive already removed the ceremonial bull horn and blown the signal note. It is now in motion.
Getting an ‘SMDH my damn head’ neck tattoo
You have to cap on his rizz.
Kill him. It’s your only option. Sad that is has come to this :(
Edit - tone clarifyer: jokingHi, is this where I’m supposed to go for the Antinatalist struggle session?
No, sorry that’s down the hall and to the left. This is the anti-parenting strugglesession, we’ve booked the forum for today.
do a sick kick flip down the stairs
You are larger and are therefore cooler, by volume
Why doesnt the larger dad simply eat the smaller son?
He was right
