Bnova [he/him]

Yes, but Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Moo Dengism is correct.

I saw a similar one on the gen Z sub. It was nothing but “men” saying how Democrats do nothing but persecute them and how they’re victims. It was like i was in bizarro land.

Unless it’s Mayo, that stuff is nasty - I don’t like it on my food and therefore nobody else should be allowed to have it without feeling shame.

I will die on this hill mayo is goated absolutely the best condiment. Want some ketchup with your mayo? You got thousand island. You want some bbq with it? Campfire sauce. Spicy? Yes please. This isn’t even looking at the dressings that you find it in either. And yes I am

For real. I lived in Cajun country for 5 years and coming from Southern California I had some level of expectation. Got nothing on a medium hot sauce at any random taquiria. I will say the Scorpion and Habanero Tabasco have some bite to them.

I find them so fascinating and hilarious/frightening.

This reminds me of a guy I met at the community garden a few months ago who was gonna vote for Biden because he thought that Covid was a Chinese bio weapon that was released because Trump was too harsh on China so he had to vote for Biden in order to avoid Covid 2.0.

I know this is a joke, but my dad calls cumin come-in. He also called Chipotle chi-pot-le unironically for years. But that’s what you get when you grow up in a place named Mudlake.

Mexico, Greece, or India there are too many good taquirias in my area and I cook a ton of Greek, Indian, and Mexican food at home.

So these are the jobs that I’ve been hearing so much about. Poggers!

I had lost my cell phone in the airport and was faced with either leaving it in the airport or missing my flight. I decided to leave it and make my flights. It was found that day and mailed back to me.

I had to abandon my cell phone in the airport in order to make a flight home a few months back and the two flights I took, totaling about 5 hours were absolutely miserable. The people doing this are psychos.

The dive bar that I used to frequent, but do so less because I have less time, was a favorite because they had great prices on drinks depending on the day of the week so you’d be able to try new things for less. It was also the one bar that I wouldn’t find my students at since it was mostly populated with 30+ year olds and blasted punk, metal, and experimental hip-hop depending on who was behind the counter. It also had several pool tables and a shuffle board table. It was nice because I’d run into people from around town there because it’s just where people over 25 congregate. They also have an open mic night, which brings in some interesting acts.

Good to know, I’ve been rocking a 1+ Eight for four years now and the first two years it was a pretty awful phone that had trouble charging but they did a software update 2 years back and it’s been a perfect phone ever since. Especially since I got it on sale for $300.

I’ve read that the new Pixel is good and it should be around your price range.

After two interviews and the hellish experience that is air travel with several hours of layovers I have been offered an assistant faculty position. I’ve made it.

Yeah that’s exactly why I can’t risk voting for Joe Brandon.

Just got a call to come in for a tenure track teaching gig that I applied for. I’m really stoked, I thought I was out of the running since it’d been a month since the application closed.

I mean the dude is a known groomer who slips into 16 y/o dms and then waits for them to turn 18.

Looks like heartburn in a glass. Sign me up!

Start referring to him as your step son and do not elaborate.