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Your wingman
See, “with” could mean two different things. Am I fucking the condor? Or is the condor just present while I fuck someone else, and maybe helping?
But the “without” option strongly suggests the latter. Having sex without a condor means it isn’t there in the room to assist. There’s no way to interpret that as an alternative to having sex with a condor.
Condoms! Condoms are on the verge of extinction. If I was to create a flock of condoms on this island, you wouldn’t have anything to say!
Flight of the Condoms is my second favorite comedy music duo after Tenacious D
What’s not to understand: is having sex with or without a condor your preferred option?
That’s the part I don’t understand. How do you have sex without a condor?
I know it is hard for the bourgeoisie like yourself to understand but not all of us can afford to have a sex condor
What’s even the point of having sex if you can’t afford a condor?
I’d prefer a human but you know what they say, any port in a storm.
I think he means Gondor. He wants them to light the beacons to call Rohirrim for aid.
Mordor, on the other hand, is pretty much Fuck City.
I’m not a fan of ‘big birds’ anyway so…
That kind is fine, but not in a sexual way thanks.
LOL.
Fatties make me feel ill, sorry.
I’m a gryphophiliac. I can only get aroused with a condor present
I heard The Ginger and Boots fucked an ostrich
allegedly
The condors… the condors are coming!
As in a partner in sex like not having sex with it but with it as a companion while having sex. I mean it would be weird but if the other person is into it… I guess I could do it.
Plop!
Caw Caw!
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaw
Sex with Condor just doesn’t feel the same as without you know? With that said, you should continue having sex with Condor for safety reasons.
