Only the best and brightest. Out of all of the turds in the bowl, he really stands out. What a gigantic piece of crap.

Passenger: “Owwww! That fucking llama bit my arm!”

Airline personnel: “Quick sir, get on the plane before it attacks you again!”

Solving flight anxiety a bite at a time…

Steven Segal?

Here’s to hoping they fuck around.

The skin tones are getting a lot better. Maybe the next major revision will include lifelike body motions. They’re so close.

He’s the virus that destroys the collective. As soon a they’d establish the mental link, the Borg threat would be eliminated.

Thanks for ruining play doh! I can never play again!

Get in the front leaning rest and give me 50, private!

You can’t just print a new one. Technique in any great instrument was a closely guarded secret. Stratavarius is a good example. Sorry the quality isn’t great… Dark for some reason.

Toasty!!!

I wonder if the side effects will include “teeth growing in unusual locations…” beyond the usual nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea of course.

Troll’s gonna troll

They just need to centralize the brain in some bullet proof bunker and give it sentience. WCGW?

So many fun possible futures right now. Which one will be our fate?

What’s the current Wh/kg average?

It’s because kids are staying home with mom and dad much later and you know how uncomfortable everyone in the room gets when there’s a bang scene.

*The preceding statement was a joke, albeit a bad one. Any similarities to true events are purely coincidental and the author bears no responsibility for any implied or actual hurt feelings.

I’m sure he was celebrated for his strength. His body wasn’t just tossed out with the rest of the garbage. Not at all.

The country: promise the opportunity of a better life

The govt: Be corrupt

If I was a raccoon, I’d find the most erotic tree possible and make it my home.

Graphics are out of this world?

I think this is the one. It’s good but beware, you’ll probably get pretty irritated.