Countdown until it turns out that everybody associated with any competition to Musk’s companies just so happens to be a criminal Trump siccs his DOJ after: 5… 4…

The Onion writers: “Let’s go with this one, the real picks are too over the top.”

Kirk being played by Chris Pineapple.

Yup. But that picture was taken right around the time when Canadians would still need boats to go to war against fascists.

Huh. Looks like I read that differently than others here: I thought for sure the family man (who cheated on all his consecutive wives), who loves his neigbour (unless they’re non-white, non-rich or non-straight), who would never commit crimes (unless he felt like it and could get away with it by buying judges and winning elections), etc etc was the one crushing actual christian values.

I feel like this picture would benefit from putting all the steamrolled values there in quotation marks.

“The things we said we’re gonna do? We’re doing them.”

:O

Pour one out for all the people drilled into being ultra-gullible when it comes to Fox&Co-Conspirators and completely immunised to viewpoints that contradict the propaganda machine. Would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.

That’s cringe.

Remember when the US and fascists were on opposing teams?

Based on what?

Well, Trump is obviously the country, so loving your country means giving him a pass for every one of his failures as long as he blames the other side and also blindly obeying and defending each and every one of his self-serving orders.

You know, just regular patriotic stuff.

1. Not true at all. Vile lies spread by the Democrats.
2. Okay, maybe it is true, but it’s actually a good thing.
3. Okay, maybe the results are catastrophic, but it’s actually the Democrats’ fault. The solution is higher tariffs.

“WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN DO YOU WANT THE TERRORISTS TO WIN?? Now shut up and give us your private data and let us control your access to ‘your’ games.”

• Sony boss

This eruption would eliminate three quarters of the map, eliminating a majority of the republican electors’ counties and kill all 40 voters responsible for that majority.

“Fuck that particular con, I have a president in my pocket now.”

It certainly feels like everybody involved is just reluctantly humouring everybody else and hopes they won’t be the ones who end up holding the bag once the whole thing goes belly-up.

Whaaaat? Didn’t you read all the buzzwords up there? A game advertised with soooo, sooooo many buzzwords must be awesome.

Now, does anybody have some steel wool for my eyes?

Oh no, cover your ears, poor innocent American! You heard nothing.

This is almost as bad as when we had to carpet bomb another village to a crater last week to prevent the public from finding out that …

^{women have nipples too}

Or powerwalked really fast.