[CW: sexual assault]

Yes this is a real movie. You can watch it on Apple TV this Friday June 19th. It might become the worst movie ever made. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt35309713/

I included the cast list because it is telling. The characters include women without names, evil Muslims, and “badass” police officers. And I can’t figure out of the last guy is playing a judge whose last name happens to be Reinhold or if he’s playing the actor whose name is Judge Reinhold.

Armie Hammer cannibal accusations: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armie_Hammer#Abuse_allegations

BTW, Armie’s great grandfather Julius was a leader in the Socialist Labor Party of America, which helped co-found Communist Party USA. Julius literally helped smuggle contraband into the USSR to aid Lenin. Armie’s grandfather Armand also lived in the USSR for a few years during the New Economic Policy and negotiated directly with Lenin’s government. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armand_Hammer#Career