Hexbear deserves being dunked on for not making posts like this
It’s better than everybody talking about climate change making them want to die
I’m pretty sure the mods would do something if we all started posting about shoving potentially unsafe objects in our asses.
I’m not sure if that’s good or bad.
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boofing posts belong on c/chapotraphouse
America’s most under-memed president
GARFIELD died from boofing related medical malpracticeThe surgeon also ate lunch while operating on him. Who can say which was a larger factor.
If it was lasagna I’d say it’s a 70/30 split in favor of the lasagna fingers.
the safety/danger of inserting an object into one’s asshole depends sooooooooo very much on the recipient.
how do the mods have the required information?
Hmm, was anal circumference form not mandatory when you signed up or was that just me being singled out?
iirc was given a choice between depth or width to prove “i am human”. tbh idk recall which i provided or if it was even the real answer. but they change over time. do the mods keep a spreadsheet or what?
Real talk tho, what are the actual dangers you initially referred to? I’m seriously considering doing this a joke because it would be very funny to boot the death lemonade.
who is the joke for
Does humor require an audience? Sometimes funny things are simply for their own sake. For example, I snorted a line ghost pepper once because it was a funny thing to do. Whether or not the people around me found it humorous wasn’t the point.
Frankly sick of this website I’m moving back to Reddit
And thus was the last post Melina ever made. Some say that you can still see glimpses of them from the far corners of Hexbear.
fyi comrade they’ve got multiple preferred pronouns and ‘her’ ain’t one of em
I just noticed that. I think I misread the “faer” as “her” 😅
then you could edit your comment.
Done. Sorry about that.
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Hey guess what
Energy drinks aren’t vegan
they arent?
They have bull testicles in them, at least that’s what my 6th grade buddy told me and I never researched and just believed
It came to me in a dream
Serious answer is it depends. AFAIK there isn’t really anything in the drinks themselves that’s a problem, most of the crap in it is plant-derived; more-so the animal testing.
Google says taurine is no longer extracted from animal sources. It didn’t come from testicles it used to come from bile.
why is it even extracted? don’t people just get amino acids from proteins? is it a chemical feedstock for making stuff?
i know it as a sulfur containing word slapped on energy drinks that makes people stinky
it is so funny you say that. because for some reason I imagined this vegan person I haven’t seen in 10+ years as the guy in the story.
But meth is ;)
At least 80% of MDs did meth in med school. This is a fact, and proves that meth is perfectly healthy.
Why not both?
Shot and chaser.
this is the best reddit post in years, i cannot believe this has been classified as dunk tank material
I am also confused. how does it meet any criteria?
It’s a pretty funny bit, I’m sorry to admit that “Hey guys, it’s Limp Dick Calvin” got a chuckle
Opening a caffeine capsule and putting the powder that was inside it on and underneath their tongue would’ve accomplished the exact same thing…
They just wanted to stick something up their arse. More power to them.
sometimes we need to explore ourselves
in the backyard
why is this in the dunk tank!?
Commies don’t appreciate cold hard science.
cold hard science
I like my ass treats on this side of zero degrees, tyvm
amazing comment
Wtf they deleted his boofing post and his account is suspended
This is posting excellence. Posting perfection. These are the posts that inspire us all.
Do better, Hexbear.
So, I froze a thinner than usual popsicle last night
Coward.
but also how did he manage to do that
Someone give this man some amphetamines
Amphetamine ass popsicles are an amazing idea
I don’t know how to to the 1984 calendar emoji
doesn’t want us to know!!
Shoving an iced coffee up my butt and having an anime power-up transformation to become a commercial real estate broker.
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Gotta respect good OPSEC
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This is a beautifully written post, worthy of r/drugscirclejerk
I can’t dunk on this. This dude is fucking hero.
How is he alive anyway? He should be getting caffeine poisoning
