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protect the planet from climate change

overthrow the whole capitalist system

It’s fake, though given the insane shit he’s posted in the past I too was genuinely surprised it wasn’t real.

EU too

Yeah, it’s probably stupid to try and rank suffering like that, my bad. Both are atrocious, let’s leave it at that.

Indeed. Though IMO eating an Ortolan is still slightly less morally bankrupt that eating a steak - the former was caught in the wild, the latter is the product of systematic large-scale exploitation, torture and slaughter.

The main difference beyond that is the aesthetic and how normalized the latter is.

can’t bear to eat anything that doesn’t come from a dead animal

Hear hear. Reason #4587 I hate this fucking country. When it doesn’t come from a dead creature it comes from a live one that is being actively tortured.

Their “cuisine” they’re so proud of is built on mass slaughter and abuse, it’s disgusting

There’s a whole cast of characters too

Two options:

• Disable the cloudflare shit entirely - you can let it host your DNSes but that’s it (what I’d suggest). It’ll be an instant fix.
• Update all your vhosts to make them match the fact that cloudflare is now between your visitors and your webserver. This also means you’ll have to deploy Cloudlare’s certs, not let’s encrypt ones.

I’d also remove this entire post, by the way; I haven’t checked but it likely gives too much info about you. I’ll happily help you with either of those two options in DM, or matrix, if you want.

I thought it was some pottery work at first glance. This is very neat.

Cashew nuts are insane. Eat a small bowl (100g), that’s 600 kcal. That’s really a lot. And looking at it it’s roughly the same for peanuts, pistachios and the like (not chickpeas though); it suddenly makes sense most trail mixes and survival stuff use nuts - they manage both to be extremely calorie-dense and nice to eat.

The things that pop into your head sometimes are weird. I remembered out of the blue a youtube video I saw like 10 years ago. Specifically this one.

Also I just noticed that one of the guy is the actor playing the waiter (along with at least one other role) on it’s always sunny.

you will eventually get a polygraph as well

Might as well do a crystal ball or tarot reading, it’s about as useful and at least the aesthetics are nicer

Now you’re just using buzzwords and thought-terminating clichés. Really bizarre frankly

Going through your history a lot of your comments match that emoji, by the way

Can I have a Turing test ?

We have Turing tests at home !

Turing tests at home:

There was that PDF “hate online” report from a private company that mentioned hexbear a few years back - specifically referencing the fact that the hexbear admins had disabled part of the comments history (this was during the fork), and as such that they’d had limited data to go through as a result.

It’s truly a masterpiece

0:12.474 – Deputy Hernandez tries to stand up, but falls backwards.

0:13.4 – As he is falling onto his back, he lets out a grunt

A recent feature in Discover explored the pros and cons of existing solely on animal products

Those self centered pieces of shit mean “the pros and cons for the carnist bastard”, of course, with no regards for the animals or the environment.

It’s like when you tell people you’re vegan and they immediately assume you’re doing it for your health. Or when you wear a mask and they immediately assume it’s before all to protect yourself (and they say shit like “stop living in fear”). Really telling on themselves that it’s their immediate assumption.

You really should disable that thing, you know.

Yes, apologies, I linked the blank template (and a cropped version of it at that I think).

Looking into the actual origin, it seems the first version with text started on twitter with this meme.

Because of the meme it originates from, itself based on a screenshot from an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants, an animated show.