Original Reddit discussion: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1t3lkkq/some_people_really_lack_civic_sense/
Man I miss Spirit airlines already.
Just walk by, do a fake sneeze, and splash water on his feet.
Or, grunt like you’re climaxing and throw yoghurt on his feet
Just keep tickling them.
If you’re taking public transit without a pair of some kind of gloves, you’re doing it wrong.
These guys’ time to shine!
What’s wrong with this? There is no one in the whole row.
Ofc it would be rude if someone was sitting there.
Straight to jail.
nah, this one is straight to prison
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Quentin Tarantino: “I think I found my seat.”
People who lack civic sense and don’t follow social accords never fit well into society. It’s ridgeline psychopathic behavior and a prelude to a criminal future. I hope they go on an odyssey of self discovery and are piloted on the right path.
Hand taser? Like, one of those easily-concealed ones?
A hand buzzer works, too, but it needs a certain amount of moisture on the skin to work, and foot dampness varies a lot more than hand dampness due to keratin and callouses.
Just lick them.
Found RFK Jr
Tarantino set the bar really high. Let’s see how he does!
Nah bro, fuck him.
Neither fuck him or lick his feet.
Eat the fucking rich
That’s actually a great idea…I don’t mean actually lick their feet but wet a paper towel or napkin and wipe it on the bottoms of their feet to gross them out.
Ooo or better, wipe their feet with those sanitizing wipes
Tie them together and move to the next car.
Many funny comments but you made me laugh out loud.
Put your elbow down over the foot, locking it in place. Then, tickle until they surrender. Or perhaps longer. This is unacceptable behavior.
Username … Uh … Might check out.
I’m not into feet. The username is deceiving.
You know, I think I’ve had a very similar conversation with you, or someone like you, previously.
What he finds unacceptable aren’t the feet but the fact that no one is playing with them piggies.
Make that inconsiderate mfer go wee wee wee all the way home, OP!
Time to show these tootsies what “went to market” really means.
I avoid confrontation, but I’m not afraid of it.
I would have no problem loudly asking that man if his foot fungus was contagious, or he was on medication that prevented its spread.
Sometimes it’s okay to kill
I feel so bad for flight attendants, basically having to act like babysitters for full grown adults like this.
Good thing there are no flight attendants on trains
They’re called conductors
How do you know? They might be taking it to work
Me, the engineer as this baby is about to derail and hit that hill at 90: ‘maybe there should be’
To bad smoking isn’t allowed, I could find good use for a cigarette there.
You can’t smoke, but nobody said you can’t bring a lighter with you… Specially those that look like a jet engine spitting fire.
You are not allowed to bring an incendiary device on an airplane, no.
Oh wait… that’s an airplane? I thought it was a train. Looked to me like the high-speed trains we have around.
No seatbelts, it’s a train
Why is it somehow so much worse that this is a train?
Like it’s feral behaviour wherever you are, but somehow very slightly more expected this was on a plane IMO
Really? People in trains are so unhinged sometimes. I have the privilege of not being seen as a person to attack and tend to have weird hours to move around that might be a reason why I see many people doing absurd stuff, from drugs, sex, or binding over racial slurs (the person being the one being verbally attacked while absolutely laughing his ass of -> they talk about it and leave together going for a drink)
I’d argue the windows are way to big for a plane as well…
Planes will never have square windows as well.
Ope, yeah that’s a train. Sorry.
Those seats look as uncomfortable as airplane seats, that’s what I was thinking
No seatbelts, it’s a train
Yes. An airplaine with big square windows, no seat belts, and seats that a normal human can fit into.
Is this an American thing? I bring a lighter onto a plane half of the time I board.
Nah they’re just wrong. TSA apparently even allows Zippos which is more lenient than Europe.
Gotta put out the bunions.
Those electric arc lighters make a half decent Taser in a pinch.
Literally the exact same thing I thought of before opening the comments
