Probably the small bob girls are making the bras are don’t want big bobbys to look nice.

If it doesn’t turn out that man was made in Madame Tussaud’s famous workshop, I will eat my hat.

Yes! I walked face first into one or two massive webs and they all moved up a bit! So cool and courteous!

I assume the kids have all moved onto Boxcar Racer?

Plus it’s gonna look cool as shit on your counter, most likely, compared to whatever EZ Bake+ plastic shit Target is peddling.

I’ll do you one better: I DON’T MIND CHECKING A GOD DAMN SCHEDULE. HELL, LET’S GET WILD AND MAKE THAT MFER PAPER I LITERALLY DGAF. Cuz I got that dawg in me!

Very well job!

I went to various Christian schools and had one teacher bend me over her knee and paddle me. But I was already taller/bigger than her. So ironic that I ended up liking short women and spanking. Like, what are the odds!?

I’d look at whatever brand commercial kitchens use.

I mean, also true, if you read about the level of talent that flowed through that club. It’s where Billie Holiday DEBUTED Strange Fruit. I get chills just imagining that shit.

I’m in the south in a not-super-large area and there have been protests near me every single day for a week or two at least. Everyone honking in support, including a big-ass ugly truck. I find it encouraging.

It’s silly to spend time thinking about all of the bad things that might happen when there are so many embarrassing, terrible things you’ve already actually done!

Then explain why I wet myself?

Earth might go on to start a whole new life in some new place just like my dad.

Not sure I like the sound of that.

Based on how Earth is doing, she might be taking us to the big farm upstate. :(

Not necessarily. I like to think I’m pretty resilient.

That’s called a crepe and they are DELICIOUS.