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I have to wait 90 seconds for the hot water to arrive at my kitchen sink. The house is on a slab foundation, so I have no clue how the pipes are routed, but my guess is the zig-zagged them all around the foundation just for the fun of it.

Gotta pump the gooch my dude.

There’s a bit of a u-bend in the urethra right about where the scrotum meets the taint. Use a finger to push up and slightly forward to pump that last bit of pee out.

Oh…

Well you’re fucked then

What applications do you have that IT controls the password requirements for?

IT controls your AD credential requirements in most cases and that’s pretty much it. It sounds like your employer needs to implement an SSO solution.

Sounds like they need belts…

Start at the top and move down. Any areas such as crotch, ass, and feet are dried with the end of the towel while the face is dried with the middle of the towel.

You should know that undercooked beans can be poisonous, and it is best to soak them before cooking.

If you do try this please prepare the beans properly first.

There are theories that hypothesize that mycelium came to earth via asteroids from space.

So it may be more apt to say that OP eats space dick instead.

Fun fact, humans share more DNA with fungi than they do with plants. We share nearly 50% of our DNA with fungi.

Plus mushrooms are the sex organs of the mycelium organism. Just an extra fun fact for free there.

Information security professionals hate this one trick…

Authentic flame as well

I see a man giving a "why the fuck are you taking a picture?” look.

You could place the top pieces at an angle instead of vertical like in the pic.

Or if you built something like this that had a slope to it, you could put polycarbonate on top. Or corrugated metal or fabric etc. You would just need the slope so that rain and snow wouldn’t settle on it.

Man this guy has no fucking clue how any of this works, lol.

Yeah, I would have to blast bedrock to make a hole or buy tons of soil to bury a house lol.

Try to tell me to tell the boomers that

Wife taught our dog to crawl.

She was trying to teach the dog to lay down and stay while she backed away with the treat. Our dog figured that if she kept her belly on the floor and crawled over to the treat it should be fine…

So my wife said “Good crawl!”, and kept working on it with the dog. Now the dog crawls on command.

And that is why Linux isn’t as widely distributed as Windows. Linux is great, if you know what you are doing. But most of the world doesn’t have the time needed to learn Linux well enough to avoid major fuck-ups like this.

Linux gives you a wall of text when all the user did (at least what they thought they did) is say install this program. The system ask “Are you sure?” And the user is like “Yes, just do it!” I can’t imagine anything on Windows doing that lol.

I like Linux and I think it’s great, but I can certainly understand why the majority of people are wary of it.

That’s the show, thank you! I was thinking X-Files but I just knew it was wrong.

What I find most interesting about the game is experiencing the characters stories and their reasoning for their actions. The gameplay is fine enough to keep it interesting for me.