Have the day you deserve!
“If she was a spice, she would be flour” - Louise Belcher
“You look so generic I got a deja vu the first time we met.”
I keep recycling this one but it’s hard not to. I have so few good ideas!
The truth. The reason you’d want to insult them as a direct pointed criticism.
Chuckle and as you walk away, and under your breath but just loud enough to hear, say “eyebrows” in a way that sounds like you were amused and thinking about how it amused you. They will think about that for years, as I have been
He only has two tools and they are both screwdrivers
“You’re irrelevant to me.”
I love how you don’t let facts influence your opinion.
I can explain it to you, but I cannot understand it for you.
It’s really hard to underestimate you.
No one could possibly have a higher opinion of you than I have.
This one is either a really backhanded compliment or also a self-own.
- Everyone has a lower opinion of you than I do.
- I think higher of you than others do.
I must be bad at reading people.
Too offensive for lemmy.ml
Removed is the best one.
From my friend - You’re the load your mom should have swallowed.
You are the proud owner of not a single redeeming quality.
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
Beat me to it
