That’s rude usually one asks first.

I’ll be the one buzzkill here and link to the European Space Agency’s press release and the corresponding open-access paper.

You can pretend this comment is a South Park reference instead if that helps.

Fuck you, that made me chuckle and i couldn’t explain why to anyone at work why i chuckled.

Buy me a drink first, JWST.

No dinner and dancing first?

Full of gas, as expected.

James Webb peers deeper, goatse the universe.

Jokes on you, my doctor took a peek just last month. 🥁

Side note: if you’re over the age of 45, get yourself a colonoscopy.

Side, side note: you can elect to be awake during the procedure.

Don’t need a telescope to see your mom’s.

The article was pretty interesting, however (ass joke)

Did they find any Klingons?

Anything good in there?

I want to dip something in the sauce cup that is (apparently) Uranus.