xijinpingist [none/use name]@hexbear.net to History@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoDiogenes, it looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately. I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.hexbear.netimagemessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up186arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up186arrow-down1imageDiogenes, it looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately. I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.hexbear.netxijinpingist [none/use name]@hexbear.net to History@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square14linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 months agoShould’ve thrown his barrel at the invaders like Donkey Kong
minus-squareLeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months agohe might have if that wasn’t where he lived
minus-squareoliveoil [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoHe lived in the barrel?
minus-squareLeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agohe was a homeowner
minus-squarecontext [fae/faer, fae/faer]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agocall me a cynic but i don’t think that would’ve made much difference
minus-squareLENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·2 months agothat’s my favorite part of this. it comes really close to implying that if Diogenes simply did the work he was supposed to do, the city would have been fine
minus-squarechgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoProbably the same thing Diogenes said
minus-squarecontext [fae/faer, fae/faer]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoexactly!
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoOnly if it had a golden banana in it.
Should’ve thrown his barrel at the invaders like Donkey Kong
he might have if that wasn’t where he lived
He lived in the barrel?
he was a homeowner
call me a cynic but i don’t think that would’ve made much difference
that’s my favorite part of this. it comes really close to implying that if Diogenes simply did the work he was supposed to do, the city would have been fine
Probably the same thing Diogenes said
exactly!
Only if it had a golden banana in it.