What movie do you want made? If you got a pitch meeting with a producer and a guaranteed green light, what would you say?
Damn, looks like our suspicious are confirmed. Hollywood is genuinely out of ideas
No they’re not. They have plenty of brilliant people with lots of creative ideas. The problem is that the suits would rather make the 20th sequel than take the tiniest bit of risk.
Speed 3, the moped that couldn’t slow down.
Setting: Bangkok.
Starring Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper.
Villain is Ken Jeong.4 guys in university put themselves though school by becoming hitmen. It all goes smoothly till a hit comes in on the Dean of their school.
Buddy cop movie starring Snoop Dogg and Jeff Goldblum but neither of them are given a script so they have to ad lib the whole thing.
The Bible as a Manga series by non-Christians or Christians with no need to soap it over. Raw and gritty in the way it was originally described. Old Testament level action stories.
So people strangely know the entire Bible without a hint of religion being demanded. Post-theology, post-religion in a way that people might understand the idea of an egalitarian world coming out of an absolute quagmire.
Downsizing, with the trailer being the pitch.
Guaranteed green light? I’d say it’s going to be a SURPRISE, I need an advance.
Nice try, Hollywood!
Well they have very clearly run out of ideas and the internet has very clearly made that obvious too so who better to ask right?
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POV cave movie using go pros and whatnot. You can play off the claustrophobia where the main character dies in the end
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Zombie movie but the zombie’s perspective. The whole life cycle: human to zombie to death. Play off the body transformation horror, the gore and the zombie’s instinct to survive
The movie V/H/S 2 pretty much combines your ideas in a short called “A Ride in the Park”
Damn alright how bout a “I’m 14 and this is badass movie” where an airplane crash leaves an average man stranded in an island but heres the kicker the island was a military experiment testing area years ago so all the wild life has turned into a more berserk version of themselves
Wasn’t that the one with Tom Hanks and a cannibalistic volleyball? They had to trim it down for American audiences and changed most of the terror into “feel good”, but yeah, pretty sure that’s the one.
Take a look at Warm Bodies.
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It’s about a family which is under a curse that makes them die young. But it turns out the curse is actually just the millionaire family patriarch stealing organs from his descendants so he can live longer. And it ends with him locking himself in a panic room because his children and grandchildren form a mob to kill him. But what he doesn’t know is that his emergency supply of immunosuppressants has been removed, so he dies a painful death as his body rejects its foreign parts while they have him trapped.
For legal purposes this is not based on the life of any actual living man with too much money who pumps out kids like it’s his reason to live.
Bomb squad movie where the bombs are wired to Jenga towers.
Writer can’t think of anything so he turn to social media for ideas. He steals one, lands the job… hilarity ensues? Or maybe murder? Depends what’s hot at the moment.
A biography based on the life of Marcus Aurelius.
Side note, make Aurelius himself voiced by Peter Cullen.
I got an idea for a movie and it goes like this Check it out, it’s about a boy who gets his finger caught In a bottle of Mr. Pibb
And they go on adventures I think it could be big Is it too soon to whisper Oscar?
I got an idea for a movie! It’s about this guy… who wished and wished 'til it came true and now this kid can fly.
And we will have adventures, like the boy and his bottle did. Put a happy ending there and it’ll write itself, I swear.
It’s funny I just heard that song yesterday, it just popped up on my playlist. Hadn’t heard it in years. Fucking love the vandal’s lol.
I forgot one thing about the guy who gained the ability to fly, It was actually only for a foot or two and only an inch or so high…
BOOGIE DAYS. A BOOGIE NIGHTS prequel. Limited series. How did Jack get into the business? Where did he meet Maggie–and Little Bill? Eddie in middle school. Maurice’s back story. Etc. One episode for each character?
Give Paul ALL the money to write and direct.
I’d watch the shit out of that show.
