I mean I agree that most of our food-based practices are terrible and I still eat most meat so maybe I’m just a hypocrite.

When I start “whipping up” the pull requests, I’ll make sure to “rape” your suggestions

Fucking thermodynamics is racist guys

Black absorbs, white reflects

Blackhole, sun

fuck these people

Bro I fucking said “whitelist” in a meeting and got so many glares, fuck all of these fucking uneducated pieces of shit that can only punch down because they know nothing except “DATS RACIST”

What? Literally every single relationship can be argued to be “tRiGgErInG”

I’m sick of it, go back to fucking libart class and masturbate to your own utopia

Do all pf these things still imply some form of ownership, natural hierarchy? Are numbers racist now? Whenever I type 1 over 2, I think about black people getting whipped. :(

I mean none of these things need to mean slavery unless you’re so steeped in guilt and shame and anger that everything does

Seriously like I literally never once thought about slavery whenever typing “master” until these fucking people brought it up. Like maybe we can abolish the stock market or something, changing master to main is just masturbating

Did you know that Trump was never actually President? Hillary was President and he whole time. She actually still is.

It’s not that simple.

Here’s an example: Amazon could outfit all of their delivery vehicles with open wifi networks. Every Alexa device calls home when a truck drives by.

Here’s another: you may have a guest wifi, or your neighbor, or their neighbor. All it needs is one.

Yeah of course there are solutions to faraday cage it away from the world. But all they need is one connection. You have to stop it forever.

God is just E=mc^2

If you can attain enough energy to convert it into mass, you are all-powerful.

He wasn’t even fired, he had his contract end. Fucking boohoo.

Water is dihydrogen monoxide, fucking watch out y’all

Not that I’m being dismissive of corporate greed destroying our fucking planet and species. More like… maybe they built the headline so we’d craft these nihilistic jokes and not care as much? I really don’t care anymore, when do we get to mutilate and torture energy chiefs?