They flap pretty good in heavy turbulence.

Am teacher, this is absolutely true. The awkwardness is hilarious too me.

I did that to my old boss weekly. This guy was dense.

It’s really a flux as the bullets are moving. The ‘per second’ is implied.

sea loins

Shit like what? Someone else’s opinion?

Fwiw, I agree with you.

I feel like I’m missing a joke because of the downvotes on this comment. Or is the joke science illiteracy?

Halving something requires a scale…

Do you mean that you can’t imagine how he actually drove it into the swimming pool unless alcohol or something else occurred? Because falling over a 5-10 foot ledge and having the mower land on you would easily cause significant injuries.

As for why it was driven into the pool: Could be something as simple as being distracted, eg., using his phone while mowing.

A swing and a miss.

I don’t agree. In fact, the Tesla drivers around me are some of the better drivers. I still hate Tesla though.

I just bought a new car and it has internet enabled remote start. The salesman touted the feature. My response: “oh so I can start the car in [one state] while I’m in [another state] so it’s ready for me when I get back?” He didn’t have a good response for that. Nice car, dumbass feature.

People like the one you responded to drive me nuts. Comments are for discussion, how the hell do they think discussions work?

The article implies that he did this stunt right after the box was placed, so he was probably waiting for it and would know that it was empty.

Regardless, I agree that at a minimum this is an election interface but I doubt they could make a solid case for ballot theft.

Unfortunately sounds like there was no ballots in it yet.

Square.

My neighbor had a crazy old Montgomery Ward tiller, I’d guess from the late 60 or early 70s. I borrowed it once and decided to be nice and change the oil in it since I doubted he ever had. Could not for the life of me figure out how to drain the oil without flipping it over… It’s ran for this long on old oil, it’ll run for a bit longer!

I’m going to go ahead and say Rick and Morty isn’t a “children’s show” though.

You’re implying that if there weren’t other women willing to do so, it would be ok for him to drug his wife without consent.