Evvra bohda waaaayyyyooooo

Yep, as written in the manuscript:
“Stallman’s Sluts and Torvalds’ Thots,
shall all receive some thigh-high socks.”

Ctrl+alt+F1/F2/F3 etc.
It lets you switch to another terminal session, where you can use something like top/htop for a commandline equivalent to task manager.

Also the heuristics can be exploited to create a unique identifier for your browser, so it’s not a flawless solution.

Yes! It’s barely spitting outside, why are your windscreen wipers trying to break the sound barrier?

I don’t understand…

Because the format command won’t know what the ‘enter’ argument means ;)

Google don’t need an app if they want to spy on you.

Unless you’ve switched to a rom without google play services, they can essentially do anything they want on your phone without you knowing.

It looks cool from a distance, but it really falls apart when you look closer

Huh, I’m Australian and have never heard of hi-lo milk.
Full cream and light are the two most popular kinds where I am.
Also, you can’t have a milk discussion in Australia without mentioning extra dollop

I keep my fork in my left hand after cutting

Sex edition

I personally prefer running wordpad with WINE, as I can’t afford an office subscription.

Straya.
To be fair I haven’t gone around asking people if they dislike peanut butter, it’s just sort of assumed that everyone likes it (and other spreads like nutella), and I’d be surprised to hear somebody saying they didn’t like it.
We have many local brands. I don’t think I’ve tried one from the USA yet, but we probably have a few imported ones at costco.

Inside??

Says who?
I’m not american and I’ve never met somebody who isn’t allergic to peanuts who doesn’t like peanut butter.

Shark sucking a dick

Uptown funk is 10 years old

I’m intrigued…

What if I have over 1000 tabs open?