I run a ransomware recovery department at my company. We don’t staff the department beyond us three managers. When we get an IR, we ask for volunteers in the normal staff to work for us. They get 1.5x + $25/ hour and a $50/day Uber Eats credit for working 4 hours OT.

We get a lot of volunteers.

Is that Lighthouse Coffee?

Good for them.

Thanks for telling everyone you were not planning to deceive them.

The dad has the same taste as Donald Trump. Look at those couches. I bet they have a gold toilet.

We (almost) have a sub that posts stream of consciousness thoughts.

Mexico is not “South American.” Most of it isn’t even “Central American.” The person who wrote this needs some geography lessons.

Lose. Loose is for morals and cannons.

Hey, man. We “illegals” know Judo. Judo-know if I got a knife… judo-know if I have a gun…

Showerthoughts is just /c/unpopularopinion

You wouldn’t want to go off half-cocked.

Open your eyes. She is literally saying it to me and my family and millions of other latinos in this country. If you can’t see it, you’re the one being stupid.

Yeah? That tough to figure out?

After Mamdani, they’re scared as fuck of ranked choice elections.

Oh, great. That’s what we want. A third party that’s also right-of-center. Yay.

English. Not “American.”

Oh boy. Wait until you learn what the Chinese are doing with them.

Steve French!

Wasn’t soon enough. Rot in hell.