last week i was making out with this chick and she was like “wanna have some fun” and i was like “no i’m only in it for the glory” and she left. worth it

i bought a jar of olives at the store yesterday for this exact purpose

olives > cooked meal

that image is from the whitest gif of all time

Did he think he was busting him out of Flavortown Jail?

Alberta wanting to become its own country is like a high schooler who moves out of his parents’ house because he thinks he can make it as a Soundcloud rapper

Shit is just sitting there waiting to be invaded. I bet I could take it all by myself

The one chemical Alex Jones doesn’t object to the government putting in the water. I’m sure he already puts it in his

my autism has been slowly declining my entire life, so i gotta do something drastic if i’m gonna get those uncle sam bux. i’m gonna have to start memorizing movie release dates again. haven’t done that in like 25 years

Nothing is more based than walking into a Home Depot and shitting in one of the toilets

won’t someone PLEASE think of the gestapo!

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download the ollama cli. then do ollama run dolphin-mixtral

ngl i coulda gotten a picture like that in less than 20 years

It’s fine, I use chrome all the time and it works

Don’t do it! Punching ANYONE is felony assault and will get you thrown in jail, meaning the Nazis win

trading bottle caps is lucrative af, think of all the bottle caps you could earn

it was just one guy who was like

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  if num < 23000:

    Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = True)

    continue

  Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = False)

none of this affects what shows up in my google searches so i don’t really care

that’s what the pinewood derby was like at my school. all the kids with engineer dads had the fastest cars. hmmmm i wonder why hmmmmmm

given what “edge” means among the teens these days, microsoft really should go back to the old browser name…microsoft goon