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i bought a jar of olives at the store yesterday for this exact purpose
olives > cooked meal
that image is from the whitest gif of all time
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News@lemmy.world•Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sources
20·3 days agoDid he think he was busting him out of Flavortown Jail?
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World News@lemmy.world•Canada separatists accused of ‘treason’ after secret talks with US state departmentEnglish
25·3 days agoAlberta wanting to become its own country is like a high schooler who moves out of his parents’ house because he thinks he can make it as a Soundcloud rapper
Shit is just sitting there waiting to be invaded. I bet I could take it all by myself
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News@lemmy.world•The share of Americans medically obese is projected to rise to almost 50% by 2035
2·3 days agoThe one chemical Alex Jones doesn’t object to the government putting in the water. I’m sure he already puts it in his
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memes@lemmy.world•Don't let your dream memes be meme dreams
8·3 days agomy autism has been slowly declining my entire life, so i gotta do something drastic if i’m gonna get those uncle sam bux. i’m gonna have to start memorizing movie release dates again. haven’t done that in like 25 years
Nothing is more based than walking into a Home Depot and shitting in one of the toilets
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News@lemmy.world•Morale is plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
34·5 days agowon’t someone PLEASE think of the gestapo!
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memes@lemmy.world•Achievement Unlocked (Achievement! Locked!)
61·5 days agodownload the ollama cli. then do
ollama run dolphin-mixtral
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Art@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Daniel Dolpire captured chilled out lions relaxing in African jungle. ‘I have been taking wildlife photos for over 20 years, but this has got to be my special moment,’ said Mr Dolpire.
45·7 days agongl i coulda gotten a picture like that in less than 20 years
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memes@lemmy.world•Google Chrome must be coerced into adopting standards
245·7 days agoIt’s fine, I use chrome all the time and it works
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Memes of Production@quokk.au•Punch a nazi, make the world a better place
15·8 days agoDon’t do it! Punching ANYONE is felony assault and will get you thrown in jail, meaning the Nazis win
trading bottle caps is lucrative af, think of all the bottle caps you could earn
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Technology@lemmy.world•Grok floods X with sexualized images of women and children: Grok generated an estimated 3 million sexualized images, including 23,000 of children in 11 daysEnglish
412·9 days agoit was just one guy who was like
for num in range(3000000): if num < 23000: Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = True) continue Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = False)
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DeGoogle Yourself@lemmy.ml•Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort | for those who care about the situation with ICE, another reason to switch away from big tech
438·9 days agonone of this affects what shows up in my google searches so i don’t really care
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•Many parents cab probably relateEnglish
58·10 days agothat’s what the pinewood derby was like at my school. all the kids with engineer dads had the fastest cars. hmmmm i wonder why hmmmmmm
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Technology@lemmy.world•Just the Browser: tools to remove AI and other bloatware from Chrome, Edge and FirefoxEnglish
611·10 days agogiven what “edge” means among the teens these days, microsoft really should go back to the old browser name…microsoft goon









last week i was making out with this chick and she was like “wanna have some fun” and i was like “no i’m only in it for the glory” and she left. worth it