Bro I was quoting a Whose Line sketch.

I don’t know what to say…

Should have told him “Thank You”.

I’m with the locals on this one. Bezos should go attempt something anatomically impossible on himself.

such is the cycle of Berlin every democracy ever

FTFY

I agree, but that’s not very relevant to the comment you’re replying to.

My favorite method is to pour it down the drain and get something better.

And this is precisely why a billion is too much money for one person to have.

platters were bent

I thought HDD platters were supposed to be too brittle for that.

In other words, a billion is too much money for one person to have.

You seem to be thinking of 1930s bank robbers like John Dillinger. I was thinking more along the lines of 1990s bank robbers, like the North Hollywood Shootout guys.

I’ve been using Linux for just about my entire adult life, except for a brief experience with Windows Vista, and I don’t know what x11 and Wayland are. I just know Linux does what I want without bogging itself down with weird shit.

These guys look like they’re about to rob a bank.

Amarantine was about her cats, wasn’t it?

A cacophony-wave music video, I guess.

Only after cutting up bell peppers without using gloves. The stabbing itch from that is unlike anything else I know.

If you want to get food aid into Gaza, it might be best to smuggle it in using drones or cartel subs.

Ugh, fuck my city and state.

Isn’t there a law against this? Not that Cheetoface cares about those…