

He thinks he’s Don Quixote, but really he’s just Don Shitote.
He thinks he’s Don Quixote, but really he’s just Don Shitote.
Actually, I’d be more surprised if he sank. Fat is bouyant, and he’s got a lot of it.
That looks less like taking a dump and more like road rage.
I really think the activists should start using Narco Subs to get the aid in. It might be more effective than surface ships.
I can ride a bike to a coal plant from my house. Thing’s almost as ugly as the five-over-one across the street from my house.
The tinnitus in my right ear sounds exactly like a CRT. Imagine being stuck with that sound for life.
I will never not think of that Whose Line bit whenever I see a post that’s just Meow.
I live there. Can confirm, not satisfied with this shithole state.
“state where escalators are a novelty and there are more cows than humans.”
Hey I resemble that remark!
Even mildly inconvenience a member of “the big club that you ain’t in” and all the world’s resources will be brought to bear against you.
I played around on an AI image generating website for a while. Eventually got bored with it.
the guy Luigi allegedly killed
Don’t do the prosecution’s work for them.
Let’s just hope Cheetohead doesn’t leave a note that says “Scorched Earth” on his desk.
I remember Clark’s guys faked a video of Sheridan when he didn’t give them what they wanted.
Man literally stole a plot point from Babylon 5.
That’s funny, you think a guy who’s falling apart at the seams will live forever.
Get back in your lane, Florida Man.
Jeju Island is basically the Kenny of South Korean novels and webcomics. Place gets cooked pretty often.