probably have two last names.

Savage.

Careful. The yaml cult will come after you in a long and formless column, and only self destruct when one of them is a step too far to the left.

Oh God. Please, use anything but Ansible.

So it’s more efficient on time?

Zoom works for video. I test it a few times a week for a few hours with a few contacts each time.

And a few beer.

It’s a vPub most of the time with some tech thrown in.

I hate to say it, but FB Messenger is reliable for me too : starts well, sounds good, video’s clean, ends cleanly . I need to remind mom how to start that call when it’s with her on her old portal unit, but yeah. Cambridge is the worst thing to happen to good products like M and Portal.

I think I don’t like that Microsoft has access to stored chat messages between kids.

really tall guy from Jack Reacher

That’s Alan Ritchson. I think he can bench a dump truck.

Reconsider hikvision: they were recently dropped as an option for many organizations due to some new data leak, and removed from gov buildings in a number of countries.

Didn’t it get resold again to a Chinese firm? Please tell me they’re independent again.

have ran

have run

Ladies and gentlemen, your next president.

secret boys

“How not knowing how to use commas got me arrested for a double felony”

spy

Spy ON.

Locking the door and forcing a kid to ring the doorbell and beg to be let in after dark was just a thing back then. I hope the lack of any consequences and independence doesn’t hurt American kids’ development when, say, Romanian kids are still afforded freedom.

Too busy, those beavers.

This conversation has been edited

You need AI to reword this spaghetti of an article

I love it when writers editing the words of others somehow can’t pass grade-school writing classes.

do learn

I’ve an idea.

workout

‘work out’, here, with the space. It’s the difference between “what’s up Chuck” and “what’s upchuck”, and one of those may involve a hospital visit.

I knew without looking it was more of Lennart’s cancer.