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Hi 19 I’m dad.

Don’t forget the 12 foot lift kit, the go to hell 90 inch wheels with tires that are 1 inch thick and stick out a couple of feet past the fenders, the rolling coal package because just fuck you mother nature.

Similar to movie theater seats. No one else in the theater, the next person walks in and sits right behind me except no GPS.

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It’s when poor people do something the wealthy don’t like.

I believe that life as we know it exists somewhere else in the universe .

Just wait till your flashlight needs to connect to wifi via an app that you download and log in via Facebook or Google and only works if gps is enabled and it also has to have access to your contacts and it gets your first born child.

I had a microwave that moved the plate side to side which worked really well for heating anything solid, but heating liquids usually resulted in a mess.

My guess is him being a Republican he only “won” due to voter suppression and gerrymandering. I would be shocked if he even had the popular vote.

The GOP the party of hate and fear.

Yep I fucked up, words are hard sometimes

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It’s a parasite

Niiiiiiccee

It’s a water heater, not a hot water heater, why would anyone want to heat water that’s already hot?

I never considered the cat aspect. My grip on reality has been undone.

I suppose you feel the same way on the “soup is cereal” too?

It’ll be difficult to fap to but I like a challenge.

I’ve got a cat that does the same thing, just licks the gravy, I made the mistake one day of getting the patte, my other cat scarfed it down no problem, but miss priss sat there next to her bowl looking at it then looking at me like um this must be fixed immediately.