Bananarchy

I like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHPysRp8FWg

Holy hell, I saw that clip of the fascist question a few minutes ago and assumed it was fake. IT WAS REAL?!?! Trump seems totally smitten with him. Did not expect that.

When a ghoul and a monster love each other very much, they combine their dna and make the ultimate president.

My Pete

He’s not just our big wet president. He’s our sodden colossal god-king.

Middle-left is the Jay Leno of chickpeas

It’s a movie about a bunch of guys named Guy, doing guy stuff. Guy Ritchie, Guy Fieri, … a guy in a Guy Fawkes mask… I’m sure there are other famous Guys too. Maybe there could be a scene of them sitting on a guy wire being guys. Also there would be a painfully long scene of them all greeting each other by name: “Guy?” “Guy!” “Guy!” “HEY GUY!”

Dandelions are also edible for humans! The leaves of a young plant are very tasty, tender and a little bitter. Best cooked, but you could totally try mixing in a salad. The flowers can be made into wine (which i’ve never had… but i’m sure it’s awful) and the roots can apparently be roasted and made into a kind of coffee, which I’ve always wanted to try because I imagine it’s a bit like chicory.

If you want to try any of it, make sure you know where it came from! People spray it with weed killer, even in empty lots and whatnot.

“A moment of quiet contemplation and introspection.”

I like how it’s a microcosm of a big chunk of the modern US right wing (from left to right):

• Anti-communist, immigrant-hating immigrant
• Retired general and CNN foreign policy “expert”
• George W. Trump
• Juiced up navy seal podcast bro
• Tech CEO/AI evangelist/epic memer
• Christian pastor and definitely NOT a diddler
• Full-time conspiracy nut

Notably absent:

• Botoxed Fox News anchorwoman
• Soy right memelord (although the podcaster or tech bro might fill that niche)
• ???

Corvids for sure. The birds of prey are cool, but a little aloof and they’d probably ignore me. The shore birds are too skittish, they’d scatter as soon as I looked in their direction. The songbirds are nice, but too small and musical. The waterfowls are just complete assholes. But the corvids, when you’re friends with them, you’re set.

Le epic gem! To the top with you!

The Enron-style logo is a nice touch

Yooo I added a fish. What a cool idea, it’s really fun to see what other people made.

Yes, but think of the optics!

You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!