Can I apply for an exemption?

I think instead of the computer showing you the time, they should replace the clock program with a chat prompt so you can ask the computer to guess what the time is

I wonder what would happen if everybody failed the doping tests. Would they cancel the Olympics or would they have a special doped out Olympics instead?

It’s Impossible to remove the parting in even dimensional spheres (such as dogs), but possible to remove it in odd dimensional spheres (such as 2d dogs)

I prefer “AI-regurgitated” over “AI-generated”, I think it’s more accurate and fittingly repulsive

How do typewriters eat?

this is why i usually pee on my friends hands. then they have to open the door

oh boy, another article about CEOs saying what “AI” could maybe do in the future. i’ll put this one in the pile with all the others

this feature will be entirely optional until microsoft realizes nobody in their right mind would enable it

also from the article:

Even more concerning, attempts to uninstall it often fail due to its deep integration into Samsung’s One UI operating system.

Reports indicate the app reactivates automatically following software updates or factory resets, making it virtually unremovable for average users.

but i do agree that “virtually unremovable” and “unremovable” are two very different things. and im not even sure i would classify this as “virtually unremovable”

this is how manufacturing consent works. fire the reporters that ask uncomfortable questions.

at least they have a source

i will be very curious to see how this company does in 6 months. they are probably destined to repeat klarna’s mistakes.

could you attach a picture of it? i want to be sure i don’t accidentally look at it by mistake

on the other hand, wyoming also has just as many people per capita as every other state

i wouldn’t be so sure about this. i still have plenty of pennies and plenty of stamps to put on those pennies.

it adds to the metaphor

The commission pitched the Digital Omnibus as simplifying and streamlining digital regulations to relieve the regulatory burden for digital services and AI systems, with a specific focus on helping small-to medium-sized businesses in Europe; however, the draft proposal goes further than expected.

won’t somebody think of the poor “AI” companies? 😢

if they did that then nobody would use it, and then the shareholders would be sad.