Imagine having to teach it in American History in 2035

“Allow us to introduce ourselves.”

People better start remembering the 5th of November real soon.

This is something Gene Hackman’s Luther would do.

Ferdinand is understandably conserned.

Idiocracy would be preferable to this.

The lobby of the White House will be converted into the Biff Tannen museum.

Triple digits, you magnificent bastard.

Her mother unit needs to sit her down and explain that she’s reached the age where she’s going to find extra wires.

Discovery: “Activate the wall-mounted flame throwers!” =/

Watching through TOS again I’ve noticed that most episodes the bridge is lit, but some episodes it’s dark, even when not under alert conditions. I just realized today that whatever the technical reasons for it, in-universe it’s indicating day shift/night shift like on a seafaring ship.

They did it purposefully on TNG, and then Voyager/First Contact the lights dropped during alert conditions. Voyager also did the night shift lighting a couple of times. DS9 has such a huge room for Ops that it was always lit unless the plot called for a power outage.

Add: I just remembered, The Defiant doesn’t drop the lights during red alert, but it does when the ship is cloaked. Interesting distinction.

He’s not evil, he’s just crazy.

I remember needing a plate to catch all the filling that oozed out when you first bit into them.

Didn’t know Hot Pockets was Nestle, but that tracks.

“We now return to Lawrence of Arabia presented in its original Ultra Cinemascope letterbox format.”

Mime flame war.

“Think of a creative artist!”

“AI!”

“AI is not a creative artist.”

Literally looks like a guinea pig is sleeping on his face.