
They’ll what?

They’ll what?
Now I feel bad about using the sink instead of a toilet :(


NOOOO you can’t just look at your phone when you’re waiting for the train!
You have to interact and appreciate the work at all times!
Right? It’s my new phone lock screen background.


The cat crawling under there dust mops regularly.


Huh, I’ve never heard of that before. Fortunately, I rarely need to use the one program in my workflow that requires windows and it supports windows server.


Absolutely. I spent like 3 hours the other day trying to get a W11 vm running; trying to emulate TPM and faking secure boot. I gave up and installed server in 5 minutes 😑


My vacuum doesn’t get lost under the furniture.
Wasn’t aware boomers agreed with homosexuality.


It’s supposed to be “frunk”, op typoed.


This is a pretty standard way of showing proportions between 3 things; it wasn’t invented for this graph specifically.
Huge overlaps with the anime community.
B-but she’s 3000 years old!
Bro, she looks 8.
But we already have pregnant male humans…
🫃🫄


I never understood what compels people to post not-showerthoughts to the showerthoughts community.


Play with your butt a lot because it feels good, then eventually you start getting curious about its true capabilities.
HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I HAVE MONEY
I CHARTERED A LUXURY PRIVATE JET THEN GOT IN MY MERCEDES-BENZ
Suckling the zuckercock.


Lmfao as if the US would let that happen.


Proper cooking technique would have made it cost more.
That ass is still very famous.