Feeling fancy?

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True friends poop together. Friends who poop together stay together forever

Oh no my femurs

But where is it

What about the wheels on the bus

Fancy

Did you pleasure yourself on the pizza or your ranch bottle has a crusty hole?

Is he wearing a onesie?

What sound does it make

Sugar used to come in big cones

$4.44 is an odd price for a hot dog combo

Smelli

Perpetually soggy socks. Not wet but a little damp

Will they do overnight shipping? Oh and imagine how much of a pain would to wait for your car to arrive and then they say you weren’t home

Whose anus?

Mooned by the moon

If you don’t prepare to poop, you poop to fail

A dog is a dog’s best friend

How are you drinking rye?