Yeah, that’s not cool at all. Gotta mean it if you’re gonna say it.

The bard in my game killed Brenda Walsh from Beverly Hills 90210 with this cantrip.

I told my team to decline meetings they don’t think they should be in. If they’re really needed, they can be added - everyone is supposed to be available/reachable during the day anyway. I told them that this includes meetings that I invite them to.

MY DEFLECTOR DISH IS TOOOO BIIIIG

Once you go Green You’ll never… return serene? Best I could do.

We have beans, beef stroganoff, and moths. And people are nicer. I believe that all of this is related.

This is awesome! Love that he’s into cooking.

You win the internet for today.

Obviously you have to use your fingers, because you need to stick the olives on the ends of your fingers and wiggle your fingers around first before eating the olives.

It seems like they might have… ghosted her.

Looks very good!

It’s the Prime Digestive

Birria pizza sounds amazing, and you can’t have too much serrano.

Nicely done! Looks great. Did you hunt it yourself?

I only see my imaginary friend when I take too much Benadryl

We are all robots made of meat and bone.

I used to use a colander as a makeshift salad spinner. Clean the greens, put them in a colander, put the colander in a plastic bag, and then swing the bag around over my head in a circle. It got the job done. Now I just have a salad spinner.

It’s cool to just post food pics here. Recipes are always welcomed, of course!

Wasn’t this an SNL skit? Did SNL steal this?

Bridgekeeper : How many beans are in a can of kidney beans?

Sir Lemmylot: What do you mean? An African or European can?

Bridgekeeper: Huh? I… I don’t know that. AUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!