He isn’t an idiot. He’s a grifter but he’s never gotten high on his own supply. Sadly he’s about to learn he was the beneficiary of a cultural shift, not the driving force behind it.

the secret service wants to know your location.

He’s in one of two cars, they’re easily identifiable. The rest are various security assets. Armed dudes, jamming suites, surveillance, etc.

They fly them in a few days in advance.

Homophobic might be a bit far but it is sexist and stupid. Not terribly different from saying that if Marie Curie were alive she’d go straight to tinder instead of entering the debate about atomic energy.

Spicy ok?

Fun fact, while the earth will almost certainly be engulfed by the red giant phase of our sun, it will not be immediately consumed. A floating lump of rock will exist and continue to orbit the center of mass for millions of years inside the sun.

My man has never tried Gagh and it shows

My favorite is making up a nonsense idiom for an llm to tell me the meaning of.

“What does it mean when someone says ‘he’s not your grandma but she can fix a canoo?’”

Because Cuba must be seen as a failing state. The US cannot risk having a successful socialist nation so close by. So it does all the can to sabotage Cuba in hopes that idiots won’t see through the plan.

It says something that A, quite a few idiots can’t see through the plan and that B, it’s taken 70 years of blockade and multiple invasions of other countries to make Cuba fail. Almost as if socialism works really fucking well and the US is probably dumber than we look.

I love that movie but thinking about that I’m now bothered.

If he loses he loses his armor and his horse. Something that’s established early on and part of his charade is that he can’t afford to replace those things, and so must always win.

Cue a bunch of idiots citing examples of conservative countries that improved only when liberal leaders took over.

I do remember him being surprised at pigtails at some point too. Fin Tutuola is maybe New York’s most of out of place detective.

I also remember him finding a pair of testicles in an ice bucket during daytime television. That show was nuts.

Watching SVU used to be a guilty pleasure because his character was so shocked at the concept of sex. As a career detective in the special victims unit. You know, the sex crimes unit. Ice T would say things like “men… Having sex with men?!”

Big hood means more better. Power! Strong truck do things good!

I would march.

200 bucks an hour I’ll walk around a bit and pretend to give a shit.

I will also say things that when taken out of context will sound fucking awful and when in context will sound extremely suspicious.

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I… Do you often find yourself needing to schedule video uploads at 12:07?

Let’s steer back to the matter at hand. This has been an udder disaster.

Real quick, define heart healthy. Tell me what the Cheerios people actually mean when they say that.

That phrase actually is bullshit. It’s marketing wank designed to illicit an emotional response from worrisome mothers and evidently specific dudes on the Internet.

And while there’s no firm definition of a UPF, there is an actual general understanding of what that term means. No one is going to look at a bag of lettuce and call it ultra processed. In the same stroke, you can’t look at a bag of Chex mix and tell at a glance what they’re made out of. About half the ingredients on the bag are synthetic. The rest have been reduced to their component atoms and reassembled in a way that’s still technically edible.

And brother, if you think we’re not giving UPFs to babies you’ve got a very rude awaking coming to you. Almost all of the foods marketed towards infants and toddlers are UPF. That’s actually a big problem and a likely contributor to the ongoing obesity problem we have.

As it happens the product you’re seeing babies eat isn’t generally Cheerios, it’s something made of rice that dissolves faster to prevent choking. What’s the marketing for it anyway. And the fact that you and most people without kids can’t tell the difference at a glance says something about the food we’re feeding to kids.

For your edification, choking hazards for children are a real thing, because we’ve failed as a society to teach our children how to chew. Because we’ve been feeding them processed crap from a spoon. If you give a baby a bit of food too big for them to swallow, they’ll pick it up and gnaw or gum at it for a while. Unless you put it in their mouth for them, in which case they’ll instinctively try to swallow it and you’ll have a problem on your hands.