To me the funniest bit was

At some point, none.

At last, hardware built to run my code!

I honestly always thought Giant Otters only existed in D&D.

Also are the Rolling Stones involved? Asking for a friend.

Three weeks. I was in a contract-to-hire software position at Alaska Airlines. Every work environment has its little quirks and weirdnesses, but I swear everything at this place was quirky and weird. When the manager casually asked how it was going I answered honestly, saying it was all fine but I wasn’t really interested in FTE, so I wouldn’t mind if he asked the agency for a different person and I would be happy to stay until then. He called them and I was gone that afternoon. He was a man of few words - might have said a hundred to me the whole time I was there lol.

Deconditioning. If we had a really serious full-on plague we’d eventually get casual about the corpse disposal wagon.

Same question for morning glory, blackberries, and every other kind of wildly spreading thing.

No way. I want to grip that thing by the end of a nice long handle so I’m holding it nowhere the business end. I don’t want two business ends so the one I used last time is hovering above my hand, possibly still waiting to shake droplets of nope on me.

It’s true, I can’t even put away a million krill before I start feeling like a glutton.

Maybe it’s the same normal human inconsistency as those of who support public health care and basic income, but ironically still buy stuff from capitalists.

“Help us improve your User Experience by trying as hard as possible to induce to spend money you don’t have on crap you don’t need.”

Yeah 4 seems extravagant! People nowadays tend to have 2 options - “I completely agree with you because you completely agree with me and we’re the Good Guys,” or “Fuck you, nazi!”

I appreciate that you’re clarifying with facts, in the social mediaverse that revolves around stubborn preconceptions.

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Ok but adults controlling other adults isn’t “reverse” tho.

Fear = Profit!

Would you like to know more?

Puti - we hrd u lik blowin up stff so we blw up ur stff

One word: dentistry. Medical science in general yeah, but especially dentistry.

They don’t want to reuse the numbers, so it’s cars that are on the road now or ever have been.