Absolutely devistating.

You should tow it out of the environment or something.

That line was really funny. The first time we heard it. Many years ago.

I love Melon.

From the link:

Definition: A gaming dark pattern is something that is deliberately added to a game to cause an unwanted negative experience for the player with a positive outcome for the game developer.

The problem isn’t Israelis. The problem isn’t Palestinians. The problem is assholes.

I’m doing this new thing where I try to like things. Movies, TV shows, games, etc. I don’t always succeed and some things are very hard to like. But the alternative just leads to poisoned expectations and the death of joy.

Sure. Why wait and decide for ourselves? Let’s hate it now.

!REMINDME 4.5 billion years

Tell that to Johnny Felatio.

I think humanity has always assumed this. Hurray for scientific conformation.

True that.

Idiots are everywhere and even smart people do stupid things now and then.

“And then it got worse” is practically the Russian national motto.

Reddit needs to write some new material.

You know you’re getting old when you “remember when Saturday Night Live used to be funny.”

They should be named after oil company executives.

They only call it “class warfare” when poor people fight back.

It’s okay, we’re getting rid of history lessons too!

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