And way safer around those children

Yeah I saw that, how tiny are their legs?

Yeah my dumb ass is dying on that bridge.

So its the horrors we see that causes it.

It’s been a week, the fuckening must be soon.

I fully believe he thinks its a swimming pool.

There’s something about the night that makes me ultra productive, I’ve given up on getting normal sleep and just do shit I need to at night now.

I like my sleep deprived brain, it doesn’t have the same social anxiety as it does when its fully rested.

Why are these damn poors not spending their money, don’t they know I have a family to ignore!

This is the real reason for the fuel shortages, can’t fuel the embers as easy.

We’re gonna look back in time to see Jesus getting crucified.

This is what weed is for my friend.

If a streaming company is greedy and lets you use the same card each sign up, you can indefinitely use their service for free using an endless supply of free emails.

I had Foxtel Go, an online pay tv service in Australia, for free for 2 years before I got bored of it, I think I fucked up like 3 times and had to pay, but as long as you cancel it a day or 2 before, you’ll be fine.

Ohh fuck, I forgot that pedo existed.

Wait, we’re not supposed to send these? Might explain why i dontngat any bird pics back.

As is tradtion.

Well obviously the next shiny new thing will solve those problems.

Fuck, I need to get a pool!

It’s fine when they brick our property, but its a crime when we brick their property.

It will be if we believe enough, everytime we write everytime we get one step closer to everytime being correct, everytime a new word is added to the dictionary, it goes from not being a word, to being a word, everytime.

So it won’t be long till everytime is a word. It happens everytime, everytime.