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Cake day: October 11th, 2025
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mmmm…buttery males…
5·2 months agoMy ratchet straps give me anxiety.
That’s all I’ll say, lest I get anxiety.
lol, someone downvoted your candid opinion.
131·3 months agoBrandlickers.
84·3 months agoWriting stern letters is sure to do the trick!
If only she’d laid down her guns.
Hegseth is morphing that way.
8·3 months agoCats have 9 soulmates.
Congrats No.6 .
I’ve had 7 car-deer collisions.
561·3 months agoThat’s pretty spotty speculation.
41·3 months agoNot so much showerthought as it is shitterthought.
1·3 months agoOnce you slack…
LILO is ready, no GRUB to hand out.
No m’orchids. Just beans.
You can’t always get what you want.
It wishes Clippy wasn’t such a slut.
4·3 months agoDunno about everybody else, but I’d love to be that kid.
For a day, anyway.
The invention of horseless carriages is tacit approval of speeding.