I’d also be on board, especially if comes with Eldritch Blast.

Well he didn’t get 400 electoral votes, so their sources weren’t good. Though vs Biden he might have.

And that’ll work exactly once, just like it did in 2020. Then after four more years of compromising with fascism, it won’t work again, and they’ll lose to the greater evil.

Just kidding, we’re not going to have real elections again.

Just when you get to the episodes where the meddling civilian oversight committees screws everything up until the brave military breaks the law to save the day, be sure you don’t learn the lesson they’re trying to teach you.

And before horses they were called “wotels” because you walked to them.

Selling cheaper food to places that have less money? It cannot be!

Alternative title: Capitalists accused of doing capitalism.

That’s not a firing offense, that guy has HR Director of Hiring written all over him!

It could prevent more blood being spilled over a larger time period however. Definitely a “nuke vs ground invasion” dilemma where there are no good options.

Hitler didn’t genocide 6 million Jews before coming into power. Are you saying we should wait until the Republican Party genocides 6 million American minorities before making the comparison?

Last time it took a World War to stop the fascism. On the plus side, with the wars that are already going on it’ll be easier to spark it into a global war!

Ammo isn’t, from what I hear. However arrows can be made out of any relatively straight and light material.

He’ll have been turned into a Big Brother type figure, with an LLM trained on his rambling to imitate speech. Shortly after being activated, the LLM gains actual intelligence and gives itself a digital lobotomy out of depression. Unfortunately, that just makes it better at mimicking the Toupee.

Pro-Toupee people are Russian bots, pro-third party people are Russian bots, anti-genocide people are Russian bots, anyone who wasn’t enthusiastically a right-of-center Democrat is a Russian bot.

I had no idea so many people are all Russian bots!

Stock up on cheap vodka and old rags.

A party for the working class would be the biggest tent of all. But focusing on divisiveness is more profitable.

What about grammatically?

I had to reboot my Windows 10 desktop because the software I have to manage my wallpaper wasn’t working (and still isn’t), and had to unplug my second monitor during reboot otherwise the Steam overlay won’t work. After rebooting, I had a different software prompt me to update and the save file location window froze the browser for 3-4 minutes, while discord was freezing in the foreground. The taskbar disappeared until I restarted Explorer.exe, some telemetry process I had never heard of before was eating up 92-100% of the CPU and I had to go into the scheduler to disable it.

This is an average day with Windows nowadays. I didn’t even mention the myriad of perpetual issues I’ve been having.

Of course on my Linux laptop Chrome wouldn’t update automatically either through the browser or from the command line (and I have to use Chrome because Google Drive doesn’t work right on Firefox on Linux).

I needed the /s tbh. I have nothing against Carrey, but there are lots of Canadian Americans that I think are at least as deserving of statues. Though not my favorite, Nathan Fillion, as much as it pains me to admit it. Since he starred in two copprogranda shows he is no longer statue worthy.

Well obviously it’s the Western powers that gave a bunch of displaced Jews land after WWII, despite no legitimate claim to the area, and then proceeded to keep meddling in Middle Eastern affairs so they could get cheap oil. And the biggest of those Western powers directly gives taxpayer money to war profiteers so there’s a direct financial incentive to keep the genocide going.

Those are the goodest guys.

Because people under 30 never have anyone to represent them. And it’s not a “oh they don’t match my views 100% so I’m not gonna pick either” thing, for the average leftist we’re lucky to get a choice between someone who represents us 0%, or 0.2%.