Dude, my arms kept falling asleep at night. I randomly mentioned this to my physical therapist (I was there after a knee surgery) and he put me on a massage bed and pulled my head. Not like some quack chiropractor, but just slowly pulling my head, stretching my neck. Fuckin problem went away and never returned. Closest thing to real magic I have experienced.

Did you sleep in a chair, or sitting in bed?

Fuck, it’s a good strategy

Nah man, this should be animal rights. Imagine going through life not getting baked even once. Damn, that’s cruel.

(cigarette)

By being blasted out of his mind on ketamine

Woah, thank you for this tip! I haven’t heard about this project.

Found Dick Cheney

Show them license, registration, stuff like that to show compliance. Be respectful and say shit like “i respectfully decline to answer that question, sir”. If they want to search you or your car, say “I do not consent to a search”. They’ll probably search anyway, but even if they do find something, it does not hold in court, because the evidence was collected in an illegal manner.

For some reason they are members of the European broadcasting union

Do they also masturbate on the clock?

It has a higher pH level than any known acid!!!

When a pit latches on, the only thing you can do is choke it out. Strangle it until it sleeps. Nothing else will make it let go. It doesn’t feel pain, doesn’t notice knife stabs or bat beatings or anything at all. Just hope it has a collar you can pull with all your might.

I dunno why, but I’ve never imagined drowning as being painful before

Yeah, it’s supposed to be the worst pain

Execute everyone.

My headset, watch, powerbank, Nintendo switch, my TV remote

Dude, is the hole still burning?

This is my problem as well. My old-ass Samsung TV has Plex, and after Samsung totally fucked up smart view, it’s my best alternative. Oh well, maybe I need to invest in a dongle of some sort.