Oh there is. So all is well! Right? (Forgot where I stole that image from. Somewhere on here, though.)

Sure the country needs to be turned off and on again, but clearly the median isn’t interested in that. So what remains? The system.

I’ve decided to abstain from voting, this time.

Granted, it may be because I’m nowhere near the U.S.

If you are, though, do pick your poison. You have this system, make use of it. And none of that “but it won’t change anything” nonsense!

Pah, just look at the bright side!

… And when you’ve found it, please tell me because I don’t see one.

If that doesn’t work, try an alternative approach and inform them it actually stands for “Let’s Go Bully Thatcher”.

Not ideal, but they won’t drop the T any more.

The marketing wasn’t in-your-face enough, I suppose.

I thought I’d see more cutting-edge technology here, hmm.

Don’t worry! Eventually, they will find a “cure,” such as Windows moving to a cloud-only model where your PC becomes a glorified dumb terminal!

So like Windows 365, but for consumers.

The less you remember, the more open is the gate for the next one like him to show up. It’s for a similar reason that Germans very much do make sure the Nazis aren’t forgotten about, e.g. Let him have his fame in history books.

As an example of what to avoid and how to avoid getting someone like him back.

Previously, the poor guy worked at a fab for mobile processors. The task was simple, catch wafers falling from machines fast. Guy has RISC’d his ARMs for the job.

I knew it. I knew it and I’ve clicked anyway. Monkey brain see coloured text, monkey go click.

Thanks to you, I have overdrawn my Tageslachkontingent and will either have to compensate by laughing less tomorrow or filling out a Tageslachkontingenterhöhungsantrag.

Round is a shape, too!

To be fair, I watch the country from across an ocean, so I don’t have the same lived experience a citizen has. I have the naïve believe that there are better places in the country left!

I do admit, though, how incredibly dystopian Roe vs. Wade is and how it’s not getting better anytime soon.

Whenever I read such articles, all I can think is “Gilead moment.” But the more I read US news, the more I feel like the country is actually starting to transition there.

True strength is bending the machine to appease your habits, not to bend your habits to appease the machine.

Turns out that there was a tiny bit of faith in the reason of man left in me that could die! Can’t even ask how takes this bad can find any resonance because no reasonable person could explain it anyway.
Learning about this makes me feel like ignorance is bliss, but ignorance is what breeds these concepts, too. There’s no winning over stupid, is there?

They what?

What the hell would you even argue there? “Hurr durr, free housing!!!” or what?

Is there nobody normal on the Internet anymore?

Thanks to this, I really want to defederate from life, right now.

Yes, it is!

For context, PragerU is on the right end and I wouldn’t put it past them to release talks about how racism supposedly isn’t always a bad thing. This meme is a play on that, I’d bet.