Nursing student here - WE’RE ALMOST DONE!! Just a few more tests to not flunk, then its graduation time. WOO!!

…throughout the program I’ve firmly claimed my role as chief nerd of the class - today they talked about producing a video summary of all the photos and such we’ve taken and asked for a volunteer from someone who knew how to work video editing software.

Every eye in classroom zeroed in on me. OKAY FINE… but it’s gonna be at least a little ridiculous.

The one that IMMEDIATELY popped into my head was Disturbed’s Down with the Sickness, but that’s a no-go due to the f-bombs in the chunk of it I’d want to use: profanity is not allowed in the final presentation. If there’s a parody version that replaces the ‘mother’ and ‘fucker’ with something more G rated, I could probably use that.

I’m kinda blanking on other options that come with that kind of medical pun potential. Only other one I can think of is Taylor Swift’s ‘Bad Blood’, but her music is way more mellow than what I was hoping for - shooting for something that matches the chaos of nursing school. Guess I shouldn’t rule it out either though - probably let the class vote on whatever options we come up with.

*the entire song doesn’t need to be profanity-free, just the chunk of it I’d end up using. Don’t know yet if it’s gonna be one and done, or like a different song for each semester, or what; so if there’s a 20-second match in an otherwise absolutely x-rated piece of music, I’m open to it!

But for now… seeking options. Any good’ns come to mind?