• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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    1 year ago

    To the other room: “Michelle! Come quickly.”

    To himself quietly: "Let me fart here. Let me fart here. Let me fart here. Let me fart here. Let me fart here. I gotta time it just right. Oh, not too soon!"

    Michelle comes into the room. “Baracky - what’s goin’ on?”

    BBBBBZZZZZZZZFT!

    “Smell that beautiful, bountiful bouquet!”

    She glares at him and leaves the room in a huff.

    “I love me. I really and truly love me. I do.”