They take like 3 years to get real big. My wife says they look like fake eyelashes

They are horrible I fucking hate them and I also don’t mind most bugs or spiders. Something about the way they look is revolting

They’re unsettling looking for sure, but they eat pest insects so they’re not bad to have around. Much like house spiders!

Thankfully, they’re harmless to humans, although they’re basically the apex predators of the insides of your walls. They are the synthesis of “bro” and “eldritch nightmare fuel.”

Millipedes: Chill dudes, eat leaves, feels funky when they slowly walk across your hand.

Centipedes: I have a hundred legs and they are all for kicking your ass.

I dont care how often or how fervently people swear house centipedes are harmless or good. I dont care. They disgust me on a primal level and I do not care if they eat the odd silverfish or two, they must be eradicated at all costs. I can handle spiders, I can handle beatles, I can even handle cockroaches, but these fucked up bastards are too much. I hate them.

This is Christmas, not Halloween. Stop posting spooky shit

centipedes be zoomin

Thought you meant this guy Scolopendra subspinipes

Yeah they’re spooky. At least they eat the silverfish.

lmao these things are creepy as hell, but pretty much harmless afaik.

yakub created repulsive cave creatures of many different species. Scutigera coleoptrata is simply the centipede variant.