Gotta show them your assets:

Tell me about it. As a fellow good looking creature, It’s actually very hard being this attractive and no one ever thinks about how it impacts our daily lives. When do we get our turn to complain?

please, people, contain yourselves, it’s embarrassing.

You’ve got an award winning smile

I know a beary cute comrade of ours who’s struggling with something similar. People keep offering him hugs, and getting offended when he wants to know what kind of communist they are and says “no hugs for revisionists” or “no hugs for Trots and anarchists and other party wreckers”. His nose is almost as boopable as yours, so it’s hard to blame people for thinking he’s hug shaped. Comrade Cuddles, borrowing my favourite hat in the pic. “Does this hat make my ears look small?”

I understood this reference.