#1 looks like he was going in for a handshake and someone misinterpreted it and brained him.
“Fuck dude, I was just trying to say hi”
“Ah well you see, there’s your mistake right there; instead of your hand you used your sword.”
I helped a lady with a baby stroller up a flight of stairs today and did my back in. She thanked me and I limped home holding back tears.
So, 7 I think
6 looks like a migraine feels.
Man, they really mostly took mortal injuries in stride
Kinda funky how many of them are just stabbed straight through the skull. That would be no easy feat. Anyway, #5. A solid axe swing.
6, consistently, for 2 months
#8. … Excuse me sir, but please stop stabbing my baby and throwing severed heads in my general direction
5, amirite?
It’s definitely a 5 kinda day.
6 and 7 are from the book of Judges in the Bible; a bit older than medieval!
I’m usually 5. I have a lot of uncomfortable physical issues, but I’ve learned to find positives in life where they are, and just roll with things I have no control over.
“Guess I’ll die now, too awkward to resist.”
I can’t tell which ones a school bus :/
Solid six - I’ve picked up something nasty and it’s giving me a horrific headache!
I think they are out of order. #s 4, 5 and 6, should definitely be higher. I think 7 is way too high. He’s just dealing with a stomach wound… Sure…he’s going to die a horrible death from sepsis in a few days BUT that’s just an excuse for a milk of poppy bender. That’s the face of a man ready to Par-tay!
6
Samesies
