Milk is for babies. Cows’ milk is even weirder because it’s for baby cows.
For some reason back during the mid to late 2010s Peterson types tried to make milk manly and cool again. I guess it was to make fun of soy, the misconception being that soy is ‘feminizing’ or some other superstition that’s long been disproven (also, bro, cows milk comes from cow boob and is full of actual mammal estrogen so it’s probably more feminizing than soy anyway.)
But old-timey people knew what was up with milk. Milk is lame. Milk is for babies.
Go shit your pants, milk drinker lmao.
our government ran a ‘school milk’ campaign that was so aggressive it convinced me, as a six year old, that my bones were guaranteed to break if i didn’t drink a glass of milk every day
and my teachers still couldn’t get me to touch that shit
Hold up. Chocolate milk was the shit
The half frozen apple jice cartons were the best part of school lunch. Too bad they were like a double shot in volume and they didn’t give us water.