So what insane shenanigans are gonna go down in the next week? Which hexbearian has the mandate of heaven? 
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Global tariffs are back on.
But also back off
And then back on
He’s turning the tariffs off and on until the economy works again
Schrödinger’s tariffs
Trump puts tariffs on something only americans use, like bad beer.
More and more nothing will happen, ever faster and faster
we WILL win the “fell for it again award” when nothing inevitably happens
There will be a 7th attempt on Trump’s life, this time it is successful and it will be painfully obvious it was caused by a fed honeypot gone wrong.
And libs will declare a national day of mourning and talk about what a tragedy it is and insist that the feds had nothing to do with it.
Trump rises tariffs to 200% on China after Xi still doesnt call
he’ll invent a new biblically accurate number that drives everyone insane if they look at it, and set the tariffs to that
tariffs continue to be unclear, market volatility increases, Nothing Ever Happens with Iran
Someone at the DOGE changes and then loses the master password for the federal reserve, causing even more economic chaos.
On
’s birthday trump will sign an executive order making being trans illegal in seppoland, doubling down on the defunding of healthcare providers who offer gender services past Friday. The school shooter six will send out emails to trans people telling them to deport themselves or end up in an El Salvadoran concentration camp. A third of the country will cheer this on.Google AI decides Reagan died again, National Day of Reagan gets bipartisan support, Tlaib is expelled for pointing out the correct date.
Ecuador stuff?
Isntrael will start attacking either Turkey or Egypt.
