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Are you stinky by choice or is it natural for your species?
I smell great, that smell is your conscience
Who?
Hoo
Hoom
Do you drop darts on cops sometimes or is it always dirt?
It’s owl poop
Hoo hoo hoot hooter hoo hooty hooooooooty hoo?
Gasp that’s lewd
You know me I’m a lude dude
Do you type with your talons, wings, beak, or all three?
I peck the keys
Are you an indoor or outdoor owl?
I’ll dip YOU in gravy
Neener neener!
Hoohoo or hoothoot?
i heard owls are wise so as an owl do you have any particular investment advice in these turbulent times?
Yea buy more bored apes
Am I too late to ask you a question?
Nope, go ahead
That was my question, thanks!
I’VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED
So owl pellets…taste better or worse than when it went down?
Stinky?
NO
Hmmm sounds like sth a stinky would say
I am not and you can’t prove it
Are you really an owl, or a human in an owl costume?
I am 3 small horses in a costume
Y r u soggy ?
I didn’t bathe
Is it piss?
No
maybe
