Someone was about to suck dick for water for the festival, you cant call it the fyre festival of campaigns if it wasnt about to resort to that to get some B list pop star

Hmm, too much anime is made for the male gaze.

How about something for the male gays, amirite!

I forgot about Girl’s Badminton Anime and forgot how crazy the premise of “Cold Eyed Psychopath beat me so badly in the finals it’s become my ultimate purpose to beat her but she’s now a student in my high school with no more interest to play” is

We are so back (my paychecks havent been arriving to my mailbox and rent’s past due)

I wanna be just like TC69 when I grow up

I was arguing with a chucklefuck claiming it didnt hurt that she did this. It literally didnt help and wasted resources.

Monday Morning Quarterbacking, but it’s nice to see more people are starting to say that Obama won his election by lying about being progressive and that worked.

Never bring a boomer to do a millennial’s job

Oh no the entirety of your political legacy hinged on running elections you keep losing, how could anyone have predicted this

Our secret to win is to do exactly what we were doing to lose, but more

I wanna ride my bike, but i keep being consumed by something making me stop. Dumb shit like “where am i gonna go?” and “do i really want to get sweaty”

Make it stop.

that’s why you choose to sleep with communists.

If you EVER stop infighting…

We joke about how the worst possible ideas get manifested, as if plucked straight out of the air the moment we speak of it.

we have our own milkshakeduck

I thought we “liked” BMF because he would post asinine drivel, who’s actually surprised here?

brat summer is over tho.

They do get it was a thing that was meant to come and go, right?

Anyone got any good cat names?

I keep telling them I want to supervise a pit, but they keep telling me I have to be a poet

i keep meaning to update my Blue Sky Account, but then i open my twitter to copy things over and i just cant bother.

First I’m hearing I in fact did have family who died in 9/11. Was there working for a few short weeks. Distant, but not enough to have never met them apparently.

Still give you all permission to clown the attacks. Stupid buildings