KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agoYou, a dumb socialist: "Video games should be affordable." Me, an intelligent capitalist: "I LOVE PAYING $80 TO PLAY AS PEEPA, POKEY, STINGBY, CONKDOR, SWOOP, PARA-BIDDYBUD, AND COIN COFFER!"hexbear.netimagemessage-square43linkfedilinkarrow-up191arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up189arrow-down1imageYou, a dumb socialist: "Video games should be affordable." Me, an intelligent capitalist: "I LOVE PAYING $80 TO PLAY AS PEEPA, POKEY, STINGBY, CONKDOR, SWOOP, PARA-BIDDYBUD, AND COIN COFFER!"hexbear.netKurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square43linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFortifiedAttack [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·6 months agoI can’t wait for Mario Kart Galaxy where you get to play as the asphalt.
minus-squarecame_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 months agoMario Kart Metaverse, where you can play as the deconstructed dream of an airship from Super Mario 3.
I can’t wait for Mario Kart Galaxy where you get to play as the asphalt.
Mario Kart Metaverse, where you can play as the deconstructed dream of an airship from Super Mario 3.